this is me at work

Okay, so it's actually Buffy at work. But what Willow said still applies.

Bored now.

on this, the most important of days

I shall embark upon Operation Silence.

Which will involve my search for the perfect job. One that allows me interaction with others only when I want it. I will be in an environment that allows me to completely ignore arrogant, obnoxious, loud little boys trying to pump up their already nearly ready-to-burst egos.

It will involve doors that I'll be able to close to drown out distractions.

It will not involve any form of the evil that is the speakerphone.

Most importantly, it will involve the saving of my sanity.

oh, how i love that which is clever

Some people here at work play on a volleyball team during the summer and last night, they had a game. How did it end, you ask?

Our company's team beat off in the shower.

Oh, wait. No. Our team beat another team. Whose name is "off in the shower."

Which I think is pure. giggle-inducing. genius.