condoms, Rose. Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!

If I gave a flying frack about Valentine's Day, I would so totally send these to every single person I know.

The title of this post is from a gem of an episode.

what are you waiting for, stupid? Eat it!

My girl, Betty, rockin' the girlie parts innuendo, circa 1992.



And still rockin' it, circa 2010!

is it 10:30 yet?!

52 seconds in.



I'm ready. Bring the funny, Betty!

While Saturday Night Live isn't nearly as hilarious as it's been in past years, I've gotta say I'm fucking elated that Betty White will soon be hosting.

In her honour, I present you with my favourite Rose Nylund moment. I apologize for the lousy quality of the video but it's the only clip of it I could find.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I have celebrating to do with a cheesecake out on the lanai.