B===O~~~~

Contraceptive pill polluting the environment...and causing male infertility?

Ha! I've been unknowingly screwing with your sperm for 15 years, fellas! Having been successful in playing an essential role in helping the men of the world shoot blanks, I also now have no choice but to continue pissing on everything I can find so as to continue polluting the environment to the best of my ability.

For those of you not wanting children...you're welcome.

And I hope the reason for my crude subject line is now clear.