one of the many things I love about my father

Emails like this:

I think I will try to watch some of the other side's convention tonight. I will be a trash can next to me just in case I need to "up chuck". I may have to!! I would like to listen to the Princess VP to see what she has to say and to see how much "sunshine" she tries to pump in my butt. I really do not know who else speaks. That will probably be enough for me.

I can't wait for the debates. I hope they "take the gloves off" and we see a couple of good "12 round fights". I guess at this point I am just vindictive.

Will talk later.

LOVE YOU GIRL

My response may be something similar to what I told a good friend last night: "I'm gonna play 'take a drink every time you see a black person' and see how sober I can get."