oh George, my circuits burn for you!

When I build a robot, like the creator of Robot Laura Bush and Robot George Bush did, I'm going to be sure to include the following:

- the ability to move his / her eyeballs
- the ability to speak without the use of cue cards
- the ability to tell the truth (nobody's "kept me safe," sweetie, but ME)
- pronunciation skills (it's "moskeetoe," not "moskeetuh")

But most importantly, some fun phrases. Perhaps something like..."git er done!"

Oh, and a command that prevents them from saying the numbers 9 and 11 in the same sentence.

Oh, and a Robot Ronald Reagan so they can take turns making sweet, sweet robot love to it.

I need wine.