I got your rigid definition of masculinity right here, television execs

I had fake eggs this morning and just realized the mug I grabbed out of the break room in which to nuke said eggs is a Spike TV mug.

The little images go all the way around the mug so here is a complete list for you to see just what kind of awesome manly things for men you're missing out on by not being able to see the entire mug.

- a Jack and an Ace from a deck of cards
- an odometer
- a Nintendo game controller
- brass knuckles
- a golf cart
- an arcade game controller (I think. It's a joystick and little red buttons...arcade controller, oui?)

- foosball men

- an overflowing beer mug

- a big ol' truck on big ol' wheels

- a woman with her legs spread wide, glancing back over her shoulder in that pose that is allegedly super sexy

- a joystick

- a martini

- a motorcycle

- a gun

- dice

- a hotel key (Rm 2, to be exact)
- a car
- what I believe to be a gas can?

- a hammer

- a pack of matches

- a sneaker

- a guy with his leg up (I'm assuming he's a kick boxer. Ya know, the sport of the future)

- a urinal

UGH.

This is what the mug looks like now.