Major Taint, I salute you

So you may or may not have heard by now that OH MY GOD, the 14-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps has smoked weed.

The horror!!!

But the reason I post this is not because some swimmer got high. There is only one reason for this post.

From this story here (I know it's not the most reputable of sources but stay with me here for a minute), I give you the following quote:

Phelps is represented by marketing giant Octagon, which works with huge brands such as Mastercard and HSBC. They admitted proven cannabis use would be "a major taint" on Phelps' character.

Which makes me giggle like a schoolgirl who just heard her first dirty slang word.

Carry on.