People You Might Not Want to Have Casual Sex With
Since I'm a woman who prefers having sex with men, my suggestions are going to be dude-focused. And while the suggestions in the linked article are casual sex-specific, a few of mine definitely apply across the board; no matter the level of seriousness.
- People who want to suggest a new sexual activity but phrase it, "will you let me ...?"
- People who give their cock a nickname
- People who assure you you'll have an orgasm because "they've never had a problem giving a girl one in the past."
- People who refer to a woman's nether regions as her "kitty."
- People who have ever uttered the phrase, "oh, I don't read for fun."
- People who have ever sent you a text that used "u" as a substitute for "you."
- People who equate casualness with a lack of emotion
- People who refuse to do it with the lights on
- People who request you landscape your ladies bits first
- People who are in high school unless you're in high school with them
- People who, before you've even gotten naked, say, "just don't expect me to ..."
- People whose hands are filthy
- People who start sentences with, "I'm not racist / sexist / homophobic / etc, but ..."
- People who assure you they are discreet
- People who assure you they were wrongly convicted
- People who suggest you 'break the ice' with booze
Hey, list I just wrote, I'ma let you finish but only when I think of more things to add.
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1 comment:
The best one is the one about not reading for fun. I love your posts!
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