oh sweet god, cover your eyes!

Fuckin' serious, folks?

I have nothing at all against Victoria's Secret models flaunting their tits all over television in more of an attempt to get men to stroke one off than to actually sell bras and panties. They're friggin' gorgeous, even if I do wonder how some of them don't fall over when the wind blows. But you know what? Chicks with tits bigger than theirs and added hips and ass to go along with them? They wear bras. And they're sexy. And they don't spend their time sitting at home watching television, eating ice cream out of a carton and getting "fatter." They wear pretty underthings. And they meet men for lunch in their skivvies (possibly only in commercials and fantasies but ya never know). And they fuck. And they do the very same things other women do.



That is all.