oh, the joys of my workplace

After a brief lunch discussion with a couple co-workers, when I returned to work, I researched "why they call it going commando" and sent them the following interesting facts about "going commando:"

1. A way for women to avoid having a panty line

2. A way to stimulate sexual arousal without anyone knowing (for girls, at least since we can hide it but you boys are obvious when you get all hot and bothered)

3. Also a term for masturbating (like we need another euphemism for that!)

4. Army explanation #1: Since battle is so intense, they would often "go commando" so that you didn't shit your underwear and could boas that you didn't shit your pants.

5. Army explanation #2: Since a lot of soldiers spend time in tropical, moist environments, they often went commando so they would avoid "crotch rot" and things such as anal itching, chafed penis, jock itch, (and some people believe) infertility.

Which ended with my suggesting that my male co-worker continue to go commando so if he and our IT guy (who I call his boyfriend 'cause I think he secretly wants him) ever decide to plant their seed in a surrogate and have a child, it will hopefully be easier.

Because "Trent, I care about you and your sperm!"

Inappropriateness, thy name is Janelle.