I'll admit it

I dislike Oprah. I dislike her a ton. If I wasn't trying to steer clear of truly hating anyone or anything, I would entertain the possibility of saying, "I hate Oprah." Yes, I realize all the good she's done in the world money she's thrown at the world, but I always have and always will stand by my belief that she's a horribly wretched interviewer, a narcissistic jerk of a woman, and I can't wait 'til she gets the hell out of my city.

So, I shall steal some internet hilarity and join in the mocking ...

That is all.